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What Brandon Thinks

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Product updates

A plain-English record of what improved for people creating, unlocking, and managing private chat reports.

Report Library and Unlock Flow

v1.1.0

A clearer path from free preview to complete report

2026/07/14

New for users

This update made generated reports easier to keep, revisit, and unlock.

  • Report library: Signed-in users can view generated reports from their private dashboard.
  • One-report checkout: The paid unlock applies to the specific report you choose, without a subscription.
  • Webhook-backed access: Completed payments update report access through the signed Stripe webhook.
  • Share controls: Create or revoke private 7-day report links from the report page.

Improved clarity

Pricing now follows the actual user flow: generate the free first read first, then decide whether the deeper sections are worth unlocking.

English-Only Site Copy

v1.2.0

Removed multilingual clutter and rewrote support pages for real users

2026/07/14

What changed

The site now presents What Brandon Thinks as a focused English product instead of a reused SaaS template.

  • English-only navigation: Removed the old secondary-language links and alternate sitemap entries.
  • User-facing support pages: Rewrote About, Contact, Product Updates, Roadmap, and Changelog copy around report, payment, and privacy needs.
  • Cleaner report UI: Report controls, unlock buttons, dashboard text, and setup metadata now use one English voice.
  • Product roadmap: Replaced placeholder engineering tasks with user-visible improvements.

Why it matters

People using the product should see clear language about what the report does, how privacy works, and where to get help, without template copy or unused language options getting in the way.

Private Preview Reports

v1.0.0

The first usable version of What Brandon Thinks

2026/07/13

What shipped

The first release focused on the core flow: add a conversation, confirm the people involved, and generate a private first look before any payment step.

  • Chat import: Paste text or upload a TXT export from WhatsApp or iMessage.
  • Participant review: Rename people, choose your perspective, and merge duplicate aliases before generating.
  • Evidence-linked preview: See the visible pattern with message IDs attached to each claim.
  • Private by default: Reports are not public unless you choose to create a share link.

Why it matters

The product is meant for people who are stuck rereading a conversation and need a clearer read without turning one message into the whole story.