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AI chat report pricing.Free preview. Full reports from $19.99.

See the visible pattern before you decide. If you want the contradiction map, repair pattern, and a grounded next move, unlock that report once—no subscription attached.

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Pay only after your private preview is ready. The unlock applies to that report, opens its deeper evidence-backed sections, and includes three Ask Brandon follow-up questions.

The complete report includes

  • Everything in the free first-look preview
  • The contradiction map behind the mixed signals
  • The repair pattern and where effort breaks down
  • 3 Ask Brandon answers that must cite this report’s Receipts and Pattern

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Add 5 report-bound questions for $4.99 or 15 for $9.99. Packs are one-time purchases available inside an unlocked report.

You will see the free preview before any payment step.

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Pricing follows the report flow, so you never have to buy a plan before knowing whether the analysis is useful to you.

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Pay from $19.99 once to open the deeper sections and three evidence-bound Ask Brandon questions for that report.

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The product is intentionally simple: a useful free first look, followed by one optional report unlock.

Is there a free version of What Brandon Thinks?

Yes. You can add a conversation and generate a free first-look preview without a card. A complete private report is an optional one-time unlock starting at $19.99.

Is the $19.99 starting price a subscription?

No. It is a one-time payment that unlocks the complete version of one report. There is no recurring charge.

What changes after I unlock?

The report opens three deeper evidence-backed sections and three Ask Brandon follow-up questions. Every answer must cite that report’s Receipts and Pattern; optional 5-question and 15-question packs are sold inside the report.

Is my chat or report public?

No. Reports are private by default. You control whether to create a share link, can revoke sharing, and can delete the report.

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